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Much to my delight, the Universal Classic Monsters are making a comeback at HHN 29. The last time we saw the crew represented at HHN, was in 2015 in the All NIte Die-In: Double Feature scare zone. Before that, the last time we saw them in house form, was in 2012's House of Horrors. House of Horrors has its own stories behind it, but that's for another day.

This announcement, was a weird one, to say the least. Moving on. In the description of the house on the blog, it says that we will pretty much see all the "classic" monsters, in their domain. The artwork, shows everyone from Dracula, to The Hunchback, so that gets me excited.

I love the Classic Monsters, and this house makes me immensely excited. I can't wait to experience it. You can see the announcement video below. 

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Our second house of HHN 29, has been revealed. The Nightinglaes, became instant fan favorites back in 2011. For years, the die-hards have clamored to have them return to the event. They finally got their wish. Maybe not in the way they thought, but I think a much more interesting premise.

Nightingales: Blood Pit, takes the transforming demons to ancient Rome. In the midst of a drought, a ruthless emperor has decided that the gladiatorial games will continue despite. They will continue nonstop, until the rains return. Enter the Nightingales, who feast on the dying and the dead.

The first thing that leaps out to me, is the setting. HHN, has never gone to ancient Rome. The house being set in this time period, and gladiatorial combat, is something very new. That gets me excited, more so than the returning Nightingales.

The first house to feature the Nightingales, was a solid house. It was part of that 2011 lineup, which I consider one of the best ever at HHN. The characters themselves, I don't really get they hype around them, but in this unique setting, I think this could work tenfold. 

Anyway, that's it for this announcement. There was no video, which could be telling for it's delay from Thursday. Two down, 8 to go. 

​Hasta La Bye-bye for now. 

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Today's announcement is a no-brainer. Stranger Things will return to Halloween Horror Nights. I don't think there was a soul on earth, who thought this thing wouldn't return. 

Last year's house, was extraordinarily popular. The brand is extremely popular. They sold a shit-ton of merch, with the brand on it. It made them a lot of money. It was coming back. I think the house was received well enough last year as well, that I don't think there will be too much backlash for its return. 

This time around, we get season 2 and season 3 inside the house. The house will also be featured, at Halloween Horror Nights Hollywood. However, there was no mention of it returning to Signapore this year. 

Well, here we are. This thing had a rocky road to first be the first announcement, but announcement season has officially begun. Assuming that they stick to what I'm being told, things will start being pushed out at a solid rate. 

Stay tuned, folks. 

Hasta La Bye-bye for now. 

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Well, I say it every year, but I'm not one to play the permit game. They really don't interest me much. However, this year, they are pretty important though. It shows just how early things have started for HHN 29. About 3 weeks ago, I mentioned this in a Topher's Log.

The MIB Tent had been re-erected over by the MIB extended queue a few weeks ago. A lot of people, questioned the tent being put up so early. One piece of fuel for the questions, was that there was no permit filed for it. Well, it now appears the permit for the tent has shown up. 

I've said also, I'm not sure how all the legalities of filing permits work. I'm not sure why they show up when they do. Truth be told, "construction" for HHN 29 started weeks ago. I know this because of "people", but we know this for a fact, because of Patrick Braillard. He mentioned on Twitter, that he finished the first construction walkthrough of HHN 29 on March 1st. 

Again, HHN 29 is just doing everything early. It is what it is. Anyway, you can seek out on Twitter, all the permits as they are filed, or visit the City of Orlando website. 

Hasta La Bye Bye.

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It was such a hit last year, let's bring it back again! A few months ago, word spread that the Buy One Get One deal had gone on sale for international guests. Well, that was a sure fire signal the deal, would return for all of us. Sure enough, it's officially back for now.

Like last year, the deal will end on a certain date, so if you plan on getting the ticket, you have until June 5th to buy them. In addition, the exact calendar was released as well, so you can plan your vacation. The event will also run for a record, 41 nights. 

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Late during the event last year, something began to circulate around the interwebs. While I won't call out those who started this snowball rolling, it's the problem with internet blogging today. The search for hits and eyeballs on your content, tends to create false narratives. This particular narrative forced, Mike Aiello, to address the concerns of fans that had spread throughout fansites, and social media. Unfortunately, months after HHN 28 has ended and HHN 29 is in full planning mode, this idea has not died.

So what was this idea? Halloween Horror Nights will pivot to a more "family friendly" event. Given as an example, was last year's hit Stranger Things. Way back when Stranger Things first aired, fans called for it to show up at HHN. I have said for the longest time, that Stranger Things would not fit well as a house. Why? Because inherently, it is not really a "horror" show. The show is more Sci-Fi than horror. It is more character driven than horror driven. Stranger Things, also bases the core of what it does on nostalgia. The show is built on 80's nostalgia. Here's the thing though, nobody, and I mean nobody involved with the event, had ever said anything of the sort about the event doing any kind of pivot. In essence, it was fake news.

To be fair though, one needs to analyze exactly what "family friendly" means for the event, in relation to its history. Lets take the aforementioned Stranger Things. While I don't consider the show a "horror" show, it does have horror elements. However, the appeal to the show extends past genre, and is clearly geared towards appealing to a wide audience. In other words your FAMILY can watch the show together. In relation to the Stranger Things house itself, it clearly was a hit with guests. Its wide ranging appeal, had people waiting up to 3 hours or more to experience the house. 

Halloween Horror Nights, isn't "family friendly". It never will be "family friendly". That being said, HHN isn't exactly "R" rated either. It never has been. While some of the Intellectual Properties have been based on "R" rated material, their houses have always been "PG-13". Stranger Things, is "PG-13". It's more on the lighter side of "PG-13", sure. However, it's still in that "PG-13" age-range. The event itself advertises as "PG-13" and over. Let's take a look at the "PG-13" model, in context of the film world. 

The history of "PG-13" is quite legendary at this point. The rating itself, was basically created from backlash over Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom. Parents thought its content was too dark for children. Steven Spielberg himself, was crucial in creating the "PG-13" rating because of this. He agreed that some of the content was darker, but not dark enough to warrant an "R" rating. So, he advocated to create something in between "PG" and "R". So, "PG-13" was born and the first film with the new rating, was Red Dawn. 

Since the rating's inception, its fun to go back and look at movies that clearly should not be rated anything under "PG-13". Film's like Jaws, Gremlins, Ghostbusters, and even Raiders of the Lost Ark, should all be "PG-13". It's also interesting to go back and see what films shouldn't be "R" rated either. This brings up an important question though: What constitutes a "PG-13" rating?

Enter the nebulous organization that is the MPAA, or the Motion Picture Association of America. Originally founded in 1922 as the Motion Picture Producers and Distributors of America (MPPDA), it, among other things, was to give guidelines for content. This was called the Production Code, or the Hays Code. This was replaced in 1968, by the voluntary film rating system we know today. This rating system is managed by the Classification and Rating Administration (CARA). 

Over the years, filmmakers have fought hard with the system over ratings for their films. The assignment of ratings, is completely arbitrary. A group of people watch a film, and determine the content's proper fitting within the rating system. This actually, has become a problem. Especially when it comes to "R" and "PG-13" content. Sure, you have things that are pretty cut and dry. Full on horizontal mambo is a no-go, and overt nudity. Excessive use of the "F" word. And excessive violence and gore of course.

Here's the thing though, there is no guideline to determine what kind of what equals what. It is completely arbitrary to the group. This is especially important when it comes to "PG-13" and "R". These days, the line between the two ratings are blurred more and more. For example, Ghostface walks into a room and slaughters 15 people. You would think "R" rating, but not necessarily. Did we see the knife penetrate the body? Was there blood spray? Do we see any blood at all? If not, then well, Scream 49 may well be rated "PG-13". But wait, the other 48 Scream movies were rated "R", so automatically we shall make it "R". 

In particular when it comes to blood, gore, and violence, the MPAA is especially weird about their ratings. Marvin, meets a grisly end in Pulp Fiction. The inside of his head, is now outside all over the backseat of the car. Jeebs, in Men In Black, has his entire head blown off in a gooey mess. The difference between the two isn't just context, it's color. Jeebs, is an alien, and his blood is a different color. This is an obvious over simplification of both films. Pulp Fiction, is "R" rated for obvious other reasons. But the blood issue, is that simple. Blowing someone's head off is fine, as long as it's not red, and he's not human.

The original Die Hard, is "R" rated. But why? The violence in that film, really isn't any different than stuff we see today. Oh, yeah, there's that cursing issue. Titanic is "PG-13", but we see full on boobage in that movie. Oh, yeah, it's "artistic". The point is, deciding the reasons why these films get these ratings, is not really scientific. Unless of course, there is a glaring reason why.

Over the last twenty years, give or take, filmmakers have really tried to push the "PG-13" rating, as far as it can go. It straddles a line, which has caused some controversy. When it comes to horror movies specifically, fans will moan and groan if a horror movie is rated "PG=13". While it may teeter on that "R" line, it nixes the more gratuitous stuff. Then you'll get an anomaly like The Conjuring. A film that was rated "R" because it was "too scary". No gratuitous gore, sex, and cursing that movie.

Halloween Horror Nights, flirts with that "R" rated line. While in the early days of the event, they would sometimes cross that line, for the majority of its 28 year history, it's been a hard "PG-13". It pushes that line of how far can it go, without being too gratuitous. Weather it's scantily-clad dancers, blood, guts, horror, or violence, it never truly crosses that line.

Not every property, or idea, is created equal either. This brings us to the extreme example of Stranger Things. While the show is very much easily accessible with its content, it doesn't mean that this is where the event is headed. What it could do, and probably will, is bring about possible properties that aren't as violent as something like a Halloween, or Saw. Perhaps something like Gremlins, or Ghostbusters, as examples, which are a little lighter in their tone could be possible.

Mind you, both Gremlins and Ghostbusters, are two properties that fans have asked to come to HHN for years. And that's where this dumb issue originates. Once again, it brings us back to fanboy idiocy. Stranger Things is popular, and with its massive success at the event, it will be with us for quite some time. Feigning outrage, is what the HHN fandom does best. And in this case, Stranger Things is the poster child for a conspiracy to remodel the event as "family friendly".

HHN won't be "family friendly" anytime soon. It will continue to straddle that hard "PG-13"/"R" rated line, for quite some time. One IP that isn't quite as gory as others, doesn't mean they will model the event after it. One IP that has a wider audience appeal than a Saw film, doesn't mean that the event will be neutered going forward. Tell me, was the event remodeled after Krampus came to the event? You know, a "PG-13" horror film that had a wider audience appeal? No, because the HHN fanbase wanted it at the event. And that is the issue here, as usual.

Does this mean HHN won't find other wide-ranging, "PG-13" horror properties at the event? Of course not. There's lots of lighter fair that I would fully expect, to show up at the event some day. However, this doesn't mean the event will all become that. It's merely poking the bear, that is the HHN die-hard community. 

There's room at the event, for a wide variety of horror. Whether it's Stranger Things, The Body Collectors, The Exorcist, or Krampus. Variety, it's said, is the spice of life. And variety is good at the event. It keeps it moving. Let's keep it moving, and stop being hysterical for the sake of website hits. 

Hasta La Bye bye.

     

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Universal, either unknowingly, or knowingly, has revealed the dates for HHN 29. On UniversalOrlando.com, under the Halloween Horror Nights section, it says that Halloween Horror Nights 29 will begin on September 6th, and run until November 2nd. Of course, all of this is subject to change, as this is very early in the game.

The early date, should come as no surprise to anyone. With moving Rock The Universe to February, it opened the door to start the event early. RTU had become something of a hindrance for HHN. The close proximity of both events, didn't help in the prep for the event. 

With the HHN continuing to grow in popularity, and a certain rodent starting their Halloween event in freaking August, the shift to an early start was inevitable. 

​That's it for now. Hasta La Bye-bye. 

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Well, we've reached that point- HHN 28 is over. As I always do, I save my "official" review of any HHN event until the end. One of the reasons I enjoy going to the event as much as I do, is to watch the event evolve over time. Things change. Things are added. Things are taken away. Things just disappear. Things reappear. This is also why I keep an updated ranking of each house (and for the most part the scare zones), as the event goes on. 

When you have a constantly evolving live-theater event like HHN, things are bound to remold itself over time. It's just the nature of the beast. Sometimes, things that were at the top, could end up at the bottom. The same can be said in the opposite direction. 

Before we get to the final house and scare zone rankings, I want to address some things about the event first. Let's get those out of the way.

HHN 28 was a solid year. A very good year. I would say it's the strongest event they've put on since 2015. I think the event was slightly better than 2015, as I think the houses were as a whole, a lot stronger this year. However, compared to last year, and more so 2016, HHN 28 will go down as one of the event's better years.

I think the last time I personally enjoyed an event as much as this year, was 2009. 

The past few years, it seems that daily operations of HHN become a surprise. Every year now, it seems like they are throwing new ways to do things at a wall, and seeing what sticks. Since I've been doing stay and scream (which is a LONG time), we generally only do Finnegan's. No, not just because of the bar. We just prefer that spot. It's rare that we do any other offered stay and scream spots. 

At first glance, expanding the Finnegan's stay and scream to encompass the Columbus Circle area of New York, and the pop-up bar in the extended Transformers queue, is a good thing. Anybody who has done the Finnegan's stay and scream, knows how awful Finnegan's can be at that time. It gives people options if they want to grab a bite to eat, partake in a beverage, and just gives people more space to move around in. 

However, what doesn't work, is the new way to let people out of the stay and scream area. That, was a weird clusterfuck of a thing. Why not still utilize Delancey Street, as well as the other side? Cramming people into two rows on the other side of Delancey, just doesn't work. And on top of that, their initial plan of one side is Poltergeist, and the other side is Stranger Things, was pretty much abandoned after the first night. And it just pissed people off as one side would be let out first in the end anyway. 

Yep. It was a busy HHN. Last year, and even 2016, weren't as busy as 2015 was. This year, was just as busy as it was back in 2012, 2013, and 2014. Those years have a similar and common thread. A major anchoring IP. Stranger Things brought the crowds. There is no debating that at this point. And it's pretty safe to assume Stranger Things will return to HHN. HHN 28 saw multiple nights which were "sold out". I haven't seen as many nights sold out at the event, in quite some time.

And with it being busy, that brings me to this point. You've probably heard the moaning in the past about overselling Express Passes. It was no different this year. However, there was a new trend; oversold RIP Tours. I've never seen so many RIP Tours roaming around before. One particular night, at the Academy of Villains show, the ENTIRE middle section of the theater, all rows, was reserved for RIP Tours. That is insane. It also slows down the regular line even more. 

That brings me to a point I made last year. Despite what some bloggers want you to believe, Express doesn't get you in to a house immediately. The Express cuts your wait time in "half". So if you wait and hour in Express for a house posted at a 2 hour wait, that's what the pass is designed to do. 

This brings me to my next point. Universal NEEDS to train staff better, to flow the ratio of regular guests and Express guests. There is no excuse to have the regular line wait 5 to 10 minutes, as Express is just flowed through. That is ridiculous. This is why wait times can get astronomical. They oversell Express, and RIP tours, and just let them flow in and forget about us poor people in the regular line. We paid to get into the event too. We shouldn't be treated like we don't matter. 

Anyway, let's get to those totally not controversial house rankings. I do not believe this was an end all, be all year for houses. You had a lot of middle of the road houses this year. I still think that 2011, has the best collection of HHN houses.

I'm doing this slightly different this year, so we'll see how this goes.

ATOMOSPHERE: 4/5
SCARE FACTOR: 1/5
FINAL RATING: 2.5/5
In the end, Seeds came out at the bottom. This house, while having an "interesting" design, just was not scary. I went through Seeds probably close to 15-20 times over the course of the event. I was startled once. The lighting in here didn't help the cause. Scareactor's were constantly off pace. I noticed a lot of audio would go off, indicating a scare, but there was usually no actor, or they would come slightly after the trigger. Those tiny, "seedling" plants, were barely visible in the poor lighting of the house as well. You would hear the audio, and struggle to find where they were coming from. Hell, I didn't even notice them until a few runs into the house. This is just a concept they had no idea what to do with. The story of the house, just didn't translate well either. And no, just because there are a bunch of HHN references in here, it has no bearing on my overall rating. Jack & Eddie's Sunglass Hut, may be a questionable post-murderous life for the duo, but it don't make it scary.

ATMOSPHERE: 3/5
SCARE FACTOR: 3/5
FINAL RATING: 3/5
Yes, Blumhouse wasn't the most elaborate house ever created. However, I really enjoyed how they did Happy Death Day. And yes, The First Purge feels tacked on. However, The Horrors of Blumhouse made up for it with the scares. The Scareactor's in here were always very energetic. They were always intense and brought their A-game. I had some of the best scares of the entire event in this house. And wouldn't you know it? Most of them came from The First Purge section. I say it every year, but energy. The Horrors of Blumhouse had a lot of energy flowing in it. Unlike Seeds and to a lesser extent, Stranger Things. So yes, while Stranger Things and Seeds of Extinction were the more elaborately themed houses, the scares were better in Blumhouse. 

ATMOSPHERE: 4/5
​SCARE FACTOR: 2
FINAL RATING: 3/5
Stranger Things, is just not a scary show. And the house only highlights that notion. While the house does a good job of throwing you into the show, it does a poor job at trying to scare you. The Demogorgon's are too plentiful in here. It was a cheap way to try and scare guests, as that was really the only thing they had from the show, to well, scare you. In fact, the biggest scare I had in here was the Hopper Scareactor. There were a few tricks and gimmicks I enjoyed. The total darkness ending, was a bit odd, and slowed the line down a little. Lord help you if went into the house when your eyes hadn't adjusted to the light yet too.

ATMOSPHERE: 4/5
SCARE FACTOR: 3/5
​FINAL RATING: 3.5/5
In the end, Trick 'r Treat was a fine house. It was something in the middle of things. Like I said earlier in the season, I hated the finale of the house. It felt weird, and abrupt. However, the rest of the house was fun, with some unique elements thrown into the mix. I like the Kreeg/Sam hallway. That was fun. The werewolf scene was a little disappointing. Sometimes the fog would be so thick in there, you couldn't see the wolf puppet clear enough. Still, Trick 'r Treat was a good house. Solid, most of the run. It was consistent. 

ATMOSPHERE: 3
SCARE FACTOR: 4
FINAL RATING: 3.5/5
Dead Exposure was the most inconsistent house for me this year. Those of you may recall after the first week, Dead Exposure was at the bottom of the list. However, at some point, they figured out how to scare people in here, and use the lighting gimmick to its advantage. Over the course of the last few runs, things became inconsistent. Sometimes great, other times it was back to being the bad house I remember from opening weekend. In the end, I'll give Dead Exposure a little bit of a pass. When they figured out the lighting gimmick, the scares were really solid. I wish the house didn't look so cheap though. That was a bummer. 

ATMOSPHERE: 4.5/5
SCARE FACTOR: 2.5/5
​FINAL RATING: 3.5/5
Carnival Graveyard, was frustrating. It was frustrating for me the entire event. I like the design of the house. However, there just weren't enough actor's strewn about in here. You would go long periods of time, without seeing a single person. Thus, the scares in here were few and far between. I really enjoy the end of the house. When you get to the LUV Shak and beyond, was my favorite part. The old school carnival vibe in there, had one of the best scares for me. The false mirror, got me really good the first time. Carnival, also was the victim of a few effects that would come and go and come back again, throughout the event. Of course I'm referring to the metal barrels. They came back, but as plastic. I'm told the metal ones were too loud, and the noise was bleeding into Scary Tales. In the end, Carnival was fun, but I wish it was a lot scarier. 

ATMOSPHERE: 3.5/5
SCARE FACTOR: 4/5
FINAL RATING: 4/5
​Yes, Halloween 4 wasn't the most elaborately themed house this year. However, it more than made up for it with the scares. I had some of the best scares the entire event, in Halloween 4. That says a lot. This was dead last on my most anticipated list. I was just as surprised as anyone, at how much I enjoyed the house this year. They also did some unique things in here as well, to try and scare you. The house takes a few scenes to get going, but once it does, the house goes full throttle. Again, I am really surprised at how much I enjoyed this house. 

ATMOSPHERE: 5/5
SCARE FACTOR: 3.5/5
​FINAL RATING: 4/5
Scary Tales was pure delight from start to finish. I had eluded to the facade of this house, way back in a My Talking Head episode. While I think what I was told was a little over-hyped, I still really enjoyed what they did. Scary Tales, was dripping with atmosphere; from the facade, to the mirror room at the end. While some elements were taken away completely (like the hand through the body), and some elements changed (The Scarecrow replacing The Tin Man), Scary Tales was one of the strongest entries in the series. Lots of energy in here, plenty of scares, and a great deal to look at. Awesome use of puppets in here as well. 

ATMOSPHERE: 5/5
SCARE FACTOR: 3.5/5
​FINAL RATING: 4/5
Slaughter Sinema is a gem. While some of the scares wore off as time went on, and some whole characters vanished (the suited performer in Schittie's Kids for example), Slaughter was always a fun time. Always a lot of energy throughout the house. The Devil Dogs portion, was probably the most disappointing for me. Although, that was still fun. While I don't think this was the complete homerun I wanted, I still had a great time with it. 

ATMOSPHERE: 5/5
SCARE FACTOR: 5/5
FINAL RATING: 5/5
There isn't much more to be said about Poltergeist. This thing met all my expectations, and then some. Way back in the My Talking Head episode I did on Poltergeist, I made mention of the effects work in the film, and if HHN would be able to pull some of that off. Well, from the giant demon head, to the closet monster, to the clown, they succeeded on so many levels. The first time through Poltergeist this year, I came out shaking. There were a TON of great scares in here, and they stayed consistent throughout the course of the event. I don't think Poltergeist is my all-time favorite IP done at HHN, but it's definitely in the top 3. We'll see as time goes on how this ages. 

I will briefly fun down the scare zones.

The standard fare. The group in Springfield was the stronger of the two. Whenever we walked through San Francisco, it was kind of bland. The ones in Springfield were always on point though. We love to watch them from the smoking bridge all the time. 

FINAL RATING: 1/5
While the Scareactor's tried their best every time, there's not a whole lot to say with this. Rushed, and not very well put together. The Harvest was a disaster.

FINAL RATING: 4/5
Central Park is always a pretty zone. Twisted Tradition, was no different. Also no different, is how crowded this area gets. This year, was really bad. Sometimes the Scareactor's were way out of the zone, near the church, as they had more room to move around in. Still, Twisted was a solid zone. 

FINAL RATING: 4/5
Chucky, was consistently a lot of fun. I like that they seemingly didn't hold back on the Chucky interaction too much. He was delightfully dickish. I love all the characters and interactions in here as well. 

FINAL RATING: 4/5
I know it's novel to gush all over this zone, but allow me to be the hater for a moment. It's a solid zone, but there's nothing really special about it besides the klowns. No real props. Just some lighting and projections, and the space it's in sucks. Yet, Killer Klowns is a lot of fun, and the Klowns are the centerpiece anyway. 

FINAL RATING: 4.5/5
Yes, Vamp wins the scare zone war for me this year. You all know, this was dead last on my anticipation list. However, Vamp impressed me. Sure, it's a typical New York scare zone. However, the Scareactor's in here, and dancers, are what put it over the top. Especially the dancers. Having to do all that dancing, multiple times a night for as long as they did? That's impressive. 

I would be amiss if I didn't mention the trivia app. This thing was all kinds of wonky. I tried to play. As of this writing, I ended up in 5th. I'm sure there were some...advantages going on with other players (*coughcheatingcough*). And besides that, the app would do weird things like, not match overall numbers. Still, it's a random trivia app. 

So that about does it. I talked about AOV in a previous post. They put on a great show, despite having lost some of its intimacy. Who knows where that show goes from here, or what shows will appear next year. 

This has been a long year, folks. I will attempt to do a My Talking Head Live next week, where I will talk a little bit more about the event. I also want to thank all those who follow me. 

With that said, I will probably be taking a little break from all this. I won't be for long. After the event ends, I'm going to be doing a little down time from the Theme Park Blogging world. A lot of stuff went down the last two years. I got death threats last year, and this year had some unpleasantness. It won't be for long, so fret not internet dwellers. 

With all that being said: 

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Well, last week, I didn't do a blog about it. However, I updated my house rankings on Twitter and people were not happy. It's perfectly acceptable to have different tastes and opinions about the houses. However, what is not acceptable, is bullying. If you are a prick about it, you will be treated as such. 

Anyway, here are my updated rankings. This will be my last updated rankings blog, before I do a final review at the end of the event. You can keep up with my ranking next week, on Twitter @HHNLegacy.

CURRENT RATING: 2.5/5
​The ultimate sin of Stranger Things, is that it's dull. It's boring. Nothing happens. It's also painfully redundant with the Demogorgons. 

CURRENT RATING: 2.5/5
I get that people have "Original Content Bias". I truly do. However, if Seeds of Extinction is going to be the house you fall on the sword for, you are doing it wrong. Seeds, like Stranger Things, suffers from dullness. The scares aren't effective, the design is poor, the lighting is sub-par, and it's just not that well executed. The costumes look cheap too. It's everything I feared would happen to the house when it was announced. 

CURRENT RATING: 3/5
The Horrors of Blumhouse, isn't the most elaborate house in the world. However, the energy, flow, and the scares, work really well. I say this every year, but house design isn't everything. Scares are important, and Blumhouse just does it better than Seeds and Stranger Things. Get over it. 

CURRENT RATING: 3.5/5
Trick 'r Treat doesn't all work, but it's a perfectly fine house. I still really hate the finale. 

CURRENT RATING: 4/5
We had some really solid runs of Carnival this week. The barrels have returned, which is a good thing as I said last time, that was the biggest scare I had in the house my first run of it. 

CURRENT RATING: 4/5
We had some not so great runs of Halloween this week. So, I had to knock it down a peg. However, I really enjoy this house. It still has some great, effective scares. The energy is always flowing in here too, which is great. Again, scares. It has good scares. 

CURRENT RATING: 4/5
Again, Dead Exposure climbs up a bit. Most definitely the most improved house for me. Had 4 solid runs of the house this week. Hopefully, it can maintain that energy going forward. 

CURRENT RATING: 4.5/5
​Like Halloween, we had some not so great runs of Scary Tales the last few days. So, it had to go down a bit. Still, I really love this house. 

CURRENT RATING: 5/5
Slaughter Sinema is back, baby! After the last few weeks, we finally had the same style of runs we had the first week. 

CURRENT RATING: 5/5
​I've already said enough about this house I think. The giant demon head got me good the other night. Bravo. 

A quick updated zones:

5. The Harvest- 1/5
4. Twisted Tradition- 4/5
3. Revenge of Chucky- 4/5
2. Killer Klowns From Outer Space- 4/5
​1. Vamp '85: New Year's Eve- 4.5/5

So that does it for me. I return next Thursday. However, I may do an HHN Power Hour on Wednesday after I get off work. We will see. 

​Hasta La Bye-bye for now. 

Greetings internet dwellers!

We all know by now, HHN 28 has been a busy event. Two nights last week were sold out for single night tickets, and I have a funny feeling more sold out nights are on the way. While the length of the event is already long (we should get used to that for next year), the Suits have decided to try and accommodate the year's popularity. 

Halloween Horror Nights 28, has added Tuesday, October 30th to the calendar. So, save the date and have fun. 

​Hasta La Bye-bye for now.