Greetings internet dwellers!

To say that things are a bit rough around these parts, is kind of an understatement. Tempers are flaring, diverticulitis is flaring, Covid is flaring... The discourse has been getting louder, and louder. This morning, Halloween Horror Nights has tried to silence some of the discourse, by dumping everything in one announcement. 

The remainder of the houses, all of the scare zones, and the shows, have been revealed. To say this kind of feels like a limp to some kind of victory, I think would be a little bit disingenuous. It feels like a victory, finally, to have all of this stuff finally revealed. I am reminded of my childhood here. Hours and hours spent, playing a Nintendo game (more than likely Super Mario Bros.), stuck on a level for weeks, only to finally beat the level. There's a feeling of "OK, now what?" 

Regardless, we have our stuff. All 10 houses, all 5 scare zones, and two shows. 

Houses Announced Today:

​Welcome to Scarey: Horror in the Heartland
The town placed a sign at the entrance to Carey, Ohio, saying it’s a nice place to live. Unfortunately nobody lives here very long. No one escapes from Carey, where bad things just happen, and new terrors rain down year after year.

Casefiles Unearthed: Legendary Truth
Follow the trail of a private eye as an investigation into the supernatural leads you into a dark world of ghouls and terrifying creatures.

Wicked Growth: Realm of the Pumpkin King
There’s no breaking free from the vines of the Pumpkin Lord, here to entrap you in his ever-growing evil.

Revenge of the Toothfairy
The innocent traditions of the tooth fairy hide a darker ritual. It’s an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.The innocent traditions of the tooth fairy hide a darker ritual. It’s an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

Puppet Theatre: Captive Audience
A puppeteer and a ballet troupe trapped in a deserted theatre for years are about to turn you into a human puppet. That’s your cue to scream.

Scare Zones

Crypt TV
Step inside Crypt TV, a dark universe of monsters that reside in the same reality—on your screen, in your pockets and now San Francisco.

30 Years 30 Fears
The monsters you’ve most dreaded from past Halloween Horror Nights have taken over the streets. They’re back and you’re history.

Seek And Destroy
In Seek and Destroy, guests will find themselves in a New York dystopia where a ruthless alien cyber regime, led by The Controller, has taken over – relentlessly scanning the city streets for humans and turning them into fuel.

Gorewood Forest
Sixteen years after the gory sacrifices of Terra Cruentus, the heartless Terra Queen is back. Evil is in her nature.

Lights, Camera, Hacktion: Eddie's Revenge
Get ready for the feel-bad movie of the year. Eddie Schmidt, Jack the Clown’s brother, is filming a horror film and the monsters are real.

Shows

Halloween Nightmare Fuel
A new show is igniting Halloween Horror Nights, featuring fire, pyro and aerial performers.

Marathon of Mayhem: Carnage Factory
There’s no manufacturing the screams as a terrifying show comes to life in Universal Studios’ lagoon. It’s a fear factory.

So there you have it. Everything is revealed. The HHN Tribute Store is starting to take shape. Scare Zones are out, and houses are ready. Regardless of how the event is put forth this year, it's happening.

Be good people. 

​Hasta La Bye-bye for now. 

Greetings internet dwellers!

In an unusually early announcement, Halloween Horror Nights dropped a bunch of thing. Let's start with this, Frequent Fear passes and Rush of Fear passes are on sale. So y'all can stop bellyaching. We move on from that. 

Icons: Captured, was also announced. The house will feature all of the Icons. The house will also have a unique twist. Depending on when you visit, a different Icon will reign supreme. So different Icons will take the spotlight at different times. 

I apologize for the tardiness this morning. I actually slept last night, and I'm still fending off this diverticulitis. 

Anyway, HHN 30 trudges on. We are less than one month away from the start of the event. FFP and Rush of Fear are now on sale. Things. Things are trudging forward. You can see my latest construction updates below. As well as the house announcement video. 

​Hasta La Bye-bye fornow.